Colt Cabana, at Bar Wrestling’s Pinkerton, tried to do the famous Penis Suplex of Joey Ryan.
With open legs, Cabana pointed his crotch forward to an unsuspecting Super Panda, an elevated bulge.
As Super Panda surveyed the room, he said to himself probably, “Why not?” and touched Cabana’s dick.
Soon after the handful of male parts, Cabana’s facial expression made it seem clear that his penis was not the war-tested penis suplex machine of Joey Ryan, thus unable to flip Panda.
With a tight hold in the hands of Super Panda, Cabana reluctantly evaded further blasphemy of his penis and tagged out.
Cabana and Ryan eventually went on to win the match after Cabana reverted to his mat classic technique of headlocks and arm holds to outwrestle his opponents.
The team worked together to throw their opponents off the top turn buckle using Joey Ryan’s penis. Cabana hit splash off the top rope to win the match.
“I just assumed tagging with Joey Ryan at Bar Wrestling would give me his superpowers… I was wrong.” said Colt Cabana.
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